Do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it.
Not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes.
That’s the most unnerving thing that I can think of, that’s so weird, that I exist to people when I’m not even interacting with them.
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
Jim Gaffigan is the absolute best okay
what if she’s not wearing underwear
well then the watch is magic were u not listening